In honor of Veterans day I asked my friend Leonardo to do a cartwheel for us. Leonardo is a true street fighter. I’m sure you have seen this turtle on TV here and there. Him and his three other friends are pretty famously known for their show Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Leonardo hangs out in my kitchen warding off any unwanted creatures. By day he sits around eating pizza and talking in his cool dude Cali voice. Sometimes I think he smokes weed in my pantry, but he wont fess up to it and I can’t just check his shell while he’s sleeping... HE’S A NINJA! That’s besides the point. Leonardo is a very awesome dude with more ability to cartwheel than I ever thought possible. I would have had his other friends join him, but I lost them when I 6. Leonardo has also taken a liking to Pearl, the lady mannequin who hangs out in the kitchen. You might think I must have a lot of time on my hands to be taking photos of turtles and chickens doing cartwheels, but actually I don’t. Thats why the objects around my house do cartwheels, because I have no time to go out and harass real people. Sad, but true. And who doesn’t want to see a chicken/turtle cartwheel combo!!??
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